There is a lady in my parents church who is addicted to the phone. She's been known to call us 8 - 10 times a day. And she calls for no reason. A typical call with her lasts approximately 15 seconds. Just long enough to say hello, ascertain that there's no reason for the call, and say goodbye. This gets really annoying really fast. We finally had to ask her not to call.
She called this morning. She wanted El Slurpo's phone number. I really don't like him, so I gave her his number. I'm wondering how many times she'll call him before he tells her not to call. I'm also wondering how long it'll be before I get fussed at for giving her his number. It is worth it though.